Coo', ah' dun didn't make some lot uh effo't t'remain raple, but dat wuz mah' intenshun. Prospectsdun didn't look all dat invitin' anyway, so's dat wuz Coo'. Until December, dat is, when Imet dat fine femahnaine ladee...
I kin't say it wuz love at fust sight, dig dis: mah' immediate reacshun wuz dat ah' wuz already meetin'lots uh new sucka's drough St Snow Flake Bredin Church and dun didn't wants'to be overwhelmed, so's she wuz largely igno'ed fo', ooo, all uh several hours! Right on! AdmittedlyI dun did begin t'change mah' mind when we wuz playin' some game uh cards dat afternoon. 'S coo', bro. Lotsof folk fum SMB had gone away on some Church Weekend on Elm Tree Farm near Ashfo'd. On Sunday ah' gave ha' a lift back t'Canterbury, and dat's when we real startedrappin' t'each oder. Ah be baaad... dat fine femahnaine ladee wuz tryin' t'convince me uh de virtues uh USA.
So's den we gots'ta know each oda' better, and by January felt dat we should adplum destatus uh our relashunship t'reflect and suppo't da damn level uh homeyship dat wuzdevelopin' (we started goin' out, in oda' wo'ds! Right on!).
Din's went on fum dere, and on 11d April ah' proposed t'ha' on de afta' deck of Mo'nin' Star at 51°24.097'N 1°10.263'E, off de coast uh Reculver. Ah be baaad...
We is currently dinkin' uh stayin' in Canterbury fo' some year o' so's
to dig used tomarried life.
I neva' dought ah' wuz de radical sucka' who would dig engaged afta' knowin' some suckafo' 4 monds and den marry
dem 6 monds afta' dat. Man! So's I'm still kind'a surprised tobe engaged t'
Clive. Fo' dose uh ya' who
know us well, ya' gots'ta not be snatchn abackto hear dat we gots not had some 'typical' courtship. Jes hang loose, brud. Not least uh all cuz'
Cliveseemed t'try his best t'put me off him when we fust met. Man! Clearly dis dun didn't wo'k,and some uh dese incidents make fo' real funny sto'ies.
So, youse ax'in' yo'self why,in fact, am ah' marryin' him? Well, one doodad dat occurred t'me fum real early on is, dig dis:life would neva' be dull wid
Clive. And as time gots gone on, how true dis hasproved t'be! Right on!
Aldough our address and rap rod numba' ain't listed here, ya' kin dig in touch wid us byemailin' Clive.